Afdave’s First Law: All evidences for evolution are speculative. All speculations for creationism are evidential.
Afdave’s Second Law: One may escape intellectual responsibility on any issue merely by stating an intent to pursue it.
Afdave’s Third Law: If you have an objection to any point I’ve raised, I’ve already addressed it. No, I won’t tell you where.
Afdave’s Fourth Law: Unanswerable questions are invisible.
Afdave’s Fifth Law: The truth of all previously established facts and conclusions are subject to their being convenient to the argument I am presently making.
Afdave’s Seventh Law: No matter how transparently pathetic or retarded any of Dave’s claims may be they can always be followed by something even more pathetic and retarded. (Proposed 2008/01/21)
[Note: I didn't write these, they have been posted at various forums as self evident after watching afdave's honesty.]
